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_The Darning Needle_ was written by Hans Christian
Andersen (1805-1875), and was translated from the Danish
by M. R. James (1862-1936) as part of his _Hans Andersen
Forty-Two Stories_ (1930).

Title: Hans Andersen Forty-Two Stories -- The Darning Needle
Author: Andersen, Hans Christian (1805-1875)
Translator: James, Montague Rhodes (1862-1936)
Date of first publication: 1930
Place and date of edition used as base for this ebook:
   London: Faber and Faber, 1953
Date first posted: 24 November 2009
Date last updated: 24 November 2009
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The Darning Needle

by

Hans Christian Andersen

(from _Hans Andersen Forty-Two Stories_ [1930]),
translated by M. R. James)


There was once a Darning Needle who was such a fine lady that she
imagined she was a sewing needle. "Mind you take care what you're
holding," said the Darning Needle to the Fingers, when they picked her
up. "Don't drop me! If I fall on the floor, I should very likely never
be found again, I'm so fine." "Moderately so," said the Fingers,
taking her firmly round the waist.

"Look, here I come with my train," said the Darning Needle, as she
drew a long thread after her; but it had no knot on it.

The Fingers pointed the needle straight at the kitchenmaid's slipper,
where there was a tear in the upper leather that had to be sewn up.

"This is menial work," said the Darning Needle. "I shall never get
through it! I shall break! I shall break!" And break she did. "Didn't
I say so?" she said; "I'm so fine."

"Now, she's good for nothing," said the Fingers. However, they had to
keep hold of her, for the kitchenmaid dropped some sealing-wax on her,
and stuck her in the front of her neckerchief. "Look, now I'm a
breast-pin," said the Darning Needle. "I knew I should come to the
front. Be something and you'll become something." And she laughed, to
herself, for you can't see on the face of it when a darning needle is
laughing. Now she sat there as proud as if she was driving in her own
carriage, and looked all about her.

"May I have the honour of inquiring whether you are made of gold?" she
asked a pin who was beside her. "You make a handsome appearance, and
have a head of your own, though a small one. You should take pains to
make it grow, for we can't all have sealing-wax on the end of us."
With these words the Darning Needle drew herself up so proudly that
she fell out of the neckerchief into the waste-tub, just as the
kitchenmaid emptied it out. "So I'm going on my travels," said the
Darning Needle; "I only hope I don't get lost." But she was lost. "I'm
too fine for this world," said she, as she lay in the drain. "Well, I
have a good conscience, and that's always some little comfort"; and
she held herself stiff and didn't lose her temper.

Every sort of thing went sailing along over her; sticks and straws and
bits of newspaper. "Look at them sailing along," said the Darning
Needle; "they don't know what's sticking fast just beneath them. It's
I! Here I sit. Look! There goes a stick, thinking of nothing in the
world but 'stick', that's himself. There goes a straw! Just look how
it zig-zags about and turns round and round. Don't think quite so much
about yourself! You may run up against the culvert! There's a
newspaper; everything that's on it is forgotten, but it's spreading
itself out all the same. I sit here patient and calm; I know what I
am, and what I am I remain."

One day there came something close by that shone very finely, and the
Darning Needle thought it must be a diamond, but it was really a bit
of bottle. And as it shone the Darning Needle addressed it,
introducing herself as a Breast Pin. "You are no doubt a diamond?"
"Yes, I am something of the kind." So each believed that the other was
something really valuable, and they talked about how conceited the
world was.

"Ah, yes! I used to live in a casket owned by a young lady," said the
Darning Needle; "and the young lady was a kitchenmaid. She had five
fingers on each hand, but anything so self-centred as those five
fingers I never knew, and yet they were only there to hold me and take
me out of the casket and put me back again."

"Had they any brilliance about them?" asked the bit of glass.
"Brilliance!" said the Darning Needle. "No, it was all conceit. They
were five brothers, all born fingers; they held themselves close up to
each other, though they were of different lengths. The outermost, Tom
Thumb, was short and stout, and was outside the rank. He had only one
joint in his back, and could only bow in one place, but he said that
if he was cut off a man, that man was entirely unfitted for war
service. Lick Pot was dipped in sweet and sour, and would point at the
sun and moon, and he it was who held tight when they wrote. Longman
looked over the heads of the rest. Gold Band wore a gold ring round
his stomach, and little Peter Playman had nothing to do and was proud
of it. The whole thing was brag, and brag it remained. So I went into
the tub."

"And now here we sit and glitter," said the bit of glass. Just then
some more water was poured into the drain and overflowed all the
edges, and washed away the bit of glass with it.

"Ah! Now he is gone abroad," said the Darning Needle, "and I stay
here! I'm too fine! Still, that's my pride, and it's an honourable
one." So there she sat stiffly, and thought many thoughts.

"I could almost believe I was born of a sunbeam, I'm so fine; doesn't
it seem, too, as if the sun were always looking for me under the
water? Ah me! I'm so fine that my mother can't find me. If I had my
old eye that broke I really think I should cry, and yet no, I
wouldn't--crying isn't refined."

One day there were some street boys lying and poking about in the
gutter, where they found old nails, coppers and such things; it was
messy work, but they enjoyed it.

"Ow!" said one of them, who had pricked himself with the Darning
Needle. "Here's another chap!"

"I'm not a chap, I'm a young lady!" said the Darning Needle, but
nobody heard her. The sealing-wax had come off her, and she had turned
black, but being black makes you look thinner, so she thought she was
even finer than before.

"There comes an eggshell sailing along," said the boys. Whereupon they
stuck the Darning Needle into the shell.

"White walls, and myself black," said the Darning Needle; "that suits
well! People can see me, anyhow. I only hope I shan't be sea-sick; if
I am I shall break." But she wasn't sea-sick and didn't break: it's
good for sea-sickness to have a steel stomach, and always to remember
that one is somewhat more than ordinary. "My illness is over now. Yes,
the finer one is the more one can bear."

Crack! went the eggshell; a loaded wagon had gone over it. "Ugh, what
a squeeze!" said the Darning Needle. "I shall be sea-sick! I shall
break! I shall break!" But she didn't, though the loaded wagon did go
over her. She lay there at full length--and there let her lie!




[End of _The Darning Needle_ by Hans Christian Andersen, from
_Hans Andersen Forty-Two Stories_, translated by M. R. James]
